15 Crazy Things at Christmas
- Pipes break, tree lights on fire and snow caves in the roof while singing Jingle bells.
- Santa gets stuck in the chimney.
- Find a mouse trap in your stocking. (ouch!).
- Scuba dive in the artic as a Christmas vacation.
- Put EX Lax in Santa’s cookies.
- When temperatures are freezing, jump into an outside pool and sprint to the hot tube. Repeat multiple times over. (true story).
- Build a life sized ginger bread house and eat it!
- Have a snowball fight with Cliff Lee (professional baseball player).
- Tell your wife she looks like frosty.
- A wife receives a chainsaw from her husband for Christmas. (True story).
- If you find a lost item of one of your family member, just rap it and give it on Christmas.
- Join a Christmas carrel group and try to get everyone to sing out of key by singing the worst way.
- Find Santa at the mall and pull off his fake beard and announce to the children that he is not the real Santa!
- Cook steak for Christmas and tell your kids it one of Santa’s rain deer’s leg.
- Steal your neighbors Christmas lights and place them on your house.
